Dang me!

This is something of a parable...Once there was an aspiring naturalist who was also queer. One day, in the midst of listening to a class lecture , he heard the professor use a term which the queer student perceived as an exhortation: 'Homo erectus'. The student then proceeded to disrobe, and told the professor that the other male students should do the same, for the sake of gauging the desired response. The professor, trying to conceive in his mind of what could possibly be the motivation for his student's behavior, eventually began to self-destruct, but not completely until in the few seconds remaining for his molecules to remain cohesive, he put two and two together and enjoyed an abrupt chuckle. Bloodshed followed, and later on the evening news, a student was quoted as saying, "It was like another Columbine." But it was not; the professor had blown apart naturally.