Johnny Appleseed is a whore-monger cloaked in metaphor , possibly wrapped in an enigma.

What do the theory of evolution , X-files , and Mega Man games all have in common? Many of their key figures are designated as "Man" . As you've might have guessed , I'm reaching here , and if only the gun were just a little closer , we'd end this madness now and here. We'll end it anyway , though... without the gun.