Yeah , I could see a waffle cone as being a pretty adequate phallic sheath.

So there's this Klan leader , and he's just been prohibited from holding any meetings in a particular motel room . So his top underling complains , he says " They can't keep you from exercising your right of free speech ! I mean , you're a frickin' American!! " At this , the Klan leader becomes profoundly enraged and threatens his crony with a hunting knife . Frightened , the underling runs away . Notice how , in this case , the punchline came BEFORE the punchline.