Bull frog ! Bull frog ! G , g , g .

Last night , I finally caught up with the man who was the inspiration for the wheel chair bound stick figure in the handicap sign . He granted me this interview ... which will be presented haphazardly , as I have no idea how to format the text ; bear with me ... Q : You're a hard guy t' reach . A : ( laughs ) Q : ( laughs ) So when did you become handicap ? I mean , when did you become the icon of handicapality ? A : ( laughs ) Q : Well , okay ... Um ... You're not under oath or anything , so if you'd atleast like to give a false answer ... ? A : ( laughs ) Um ... Q : Yes ? A : ( laughs ) Uh ... Q : Go on . A : ( laughs ) I don'know . ( laughs ) Q : You ... You don't know ? A : ( laughs ) I don'know . Q : Okay , um ... Now , I'm trying to understand ... What ... No wait , let me rephrase this ... Where are you , in terms of mental awareness ? I mean , like ... If I were to tell you that , oh , um ... That I had just pulled out the wheelchair from under you , and you were hanging in the air with your feet wiggling like- A : ( laughs ) Q : Sir , please hear me out . ... with your feet wiggling like a cartoon character ready to fall , what would your reaction be ? To that ? Q : ... Solemn . Q : Solemn ? A : ( laughs ) Solemn . Yes . Q : Well , I'm glad you said that , Ryan , because ... You don't mind if I call you Ryan , even though it's not even remotely your real name ? A : ( laughs ) No . Q : Anyway , I'm glad you said 'solemn ' , Ryan , because when I type up this interview , every statement you make will begin with what looks like a sideways frowny face , and that will accentuate the only real answer you've given me , which was ... ? A : ( laughs ) Solemn ! Q : ( laughs ) Right , solemn !