Monday, May 26, 2008

Profile of a fictitional man .

Name : Hardlee E. Nuph

Age : Old 'nough t' r'lize he ain't got nuthin' to lose !!

Height : Six apples tall , or about as lofty as Handy mounting Smurfet .


Weight : Tragic .

Occupation : Head of his house .

Preoccupation : Hardcore death .

Eyes : Not applicable .

Hair : The envy of lovers of self hate .

Catch phrase : **** !!

Favorite vehicle : Ambulance ; they make a most convenient second home .

Least favorite vehicle : The Matrix . For Keanu or however the **** you spell his name .

Most feared threat from space : A tie between black holes and the face on Mars .

Most embarrassing moment : Every time he wears his " Over what hill ? Where ? " shirt , except when someone actually laughs ; then he feels embarrassed for that person .

Most cherished possession : His son's , by Mephisto .

Worst day : Pretty much every .

Most illogical mental connection : Head to body .

Laughs at : Retards ; dwarves ; nakedness ; politics ... You know , like everyone .

Goes to : Jupiter .

Reason ? : To get more stupider .

Base of operation : The line of longitude .

Favorite television rerun : That fat black kid who dresses like Super Mario .

Anyway , I'm stopping this now .

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