Name : Hardlee E. Nuph
Age : Old 'nough t' r'lize he ain't got nuthin' to lose !!
Height : Six apples tall , or about as lofty as Handy mounting Smurfet .
Weight : Tragic .
Occupation : Head of his house .
Preoccupation : Hardcore death .
Eyes : Not applicable .
Hair : The envy of lovers of self hate .
Catch phrase : **** !!
Favorite vehicle : Ambulance ; they make a most convenient second home .
Least favorite vehicle : The Matrix . For Keanu or however the **** you spell his name .
Most feared threat from space : A tie between black holes and the face on Mars .
Most embarrassing moment : Every time he wears his " Over what hill ? Where ? " shirt , except when someone actually laughs ; then he feels embarrassed for that person .
Most cherished possession : His son's , by Mephisto .
Worst day : Pretty much every .
Most illogical mental connection : Head to body .
Laughs at : Retards ; dwarves ; nakedness ; politics ... You know , like everyone .
Goes to : Jupiter .
Reason ? : To get more stupider .
Base of operation : The line of longitude .
Favorite television rerun : That fat black kid who dresses like Super Mario .
Anyway , I'm stopping this now .
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