A jolly old soul never will be he ; only me !!!!

I once mined for gold ; I now mind my own business . Which is not to say , of course , that I don't intrude into people's lives , because I in fact do ... That's m' business , see ? An' I mind it , to the point where I'd really like to quit That is , I repeatedly ( doubly so ) make my way And I've been arrested for it many times ; " it " being my hungry stomach , and the " arresting " courtesy of a cheeseburger-adorned billboard . Therefore , to make a long story short , I died last week . Of course , I put some speculated " filler " into that abridged tale , most of which you didn't see , but some of which is the only material you've read in this post . And let's be honest , nobody has or will read this ; it's just between you and me , " you " denoting something imaginary in this case . Right ? ... ... Hahaaaaa ! Like talkin' to four brick walls encircling me !!