These days I can't say that I particularly like anyone .

Let me tell y' ... Dinosaurs will never be the phenomenon they once were . I mean , it's , it's implicit in their extinction ! Never mind that their , their ... ways of providing us fuel is getting ever so closer t' nil ! Look , I don't care if you have a plastic oneOh , who am I kidding !!? I can't make humor of this !! I can't make humor o' NUTHIN' !!! Picture this : A naked , bald fat guy walks up to me , an' all I can say is ... Hi ... and laugh nervously . And laugh nervously . NOT laugh at his waddle ; NOT laugh at his belly-concealed sex organs ; NOT laugh at his boobs !! All I can do ... All I can do ... Is laugh nervously and feel uncomfortable , because once upon a time I lacked humor skills . And can I tell y' ? ... It's upon this time , too . This time , too . Whaddaya think o' that ? Whaddaya THINK O' THAT !!?? Not much , I can assure you ; but you don't want my assurance , you want my humor , an' I ... Don't ... Have it . I don't have it !! I DON'T HAVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAughh !!