John : What about Jodie the pig ?
George : What about Jodie the pig ?
John : Oooh , how funny ! Ha ha ... You should be a comedian , y'know , with this shtick of yours !! You could make millions of dolla- Just cut the crap , George , will ya ?!! And now I suppose you're gonna say " and now I suppose your gonna say " , on and on and ONNNNNN ... !! ... into infinity , are you not ? Or are you going to say " or are you going to say " , an' carry that onn 'til the Earth boils over , overflows , however the **** people use that terminology ?!
George : John , I ...
John : John , I ... How's it feel , George ?! Like ya wanna laugh ? Well , I'M the one repeating what YOU'RE saying this time , George , so go on chucklin' at the big , fat *** I've just made out'f you !!
George : You ... had asked me about Jodie ? Jodie the pig ?
John : Yes . Yes ! I did ! An' are y' mature enough now t' answer it ?!
George : Frankly , I ... I don't understand the question .
John : Well , that's just great , 'cause now I don't remember the question ! You brew a batch of unruly tomfoolery , an' whataya get ?! Confusion , seven times a thousand fold !!
George : I ... I believe you asked me ... " What about Jodie the pig ? "
John : I asked you what about Jodie the pig ?
George : No , I mean ... That was what you asked me - Quote : " What about Jodie the pig ? "
John : What ... What do you mean , " Quote " , who're you quoting ?
George : You , John .
John : ... Why ?
George : Hm ? Why what ?
John : Why are you ... quoting me ?
George : I ...
John : Just a sec , George ... *cough* *cough* *cough* ... *COUGH* ... Mm ... I just wanted to be able to hear you there , George , 'cause I really want to get to the bottom of this , an' of course if I was ... hacking ... heh heh he-*cough* *COUGH* ... Mm , pardon me . Uuuh ... Oh yeah , if I had been hacking away like that while you were dropping what I hope will be a knowledge producing bomb shell , uh ... I'd miss the whole thing , an ' that'd be like missing my ... Mmmmhem ! ... Like missing my favorite t.v. commercial , an' I certainly wouldn't want to cause myself that ... sort of ... *sigh* ... malevolent degree of sorrow . Do you follow ?
George : Uh ... Enough .
John : Enough . ... Heh heh ... I like that answer , enough . *COUGH* ... Mmmm ... Mm ! Alright , uh ... Proceed with this thing now , will you ?
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