Friday, February 6, 2009

George Lutz interview : Part 8

John : Now , George , um ... Can you explain , off the record for your sake , why ...

George : Wow ! Really ? Your actually going to do something for my sake ?

John : *sigh* ... Yes , George , for your sake , not for you .

George : **** !

John : Anyway , can you tell me off the record why you stole your brother in-law's wedding money when he visited your Amityville home ?

George : Uuh ... Well , I appreciate you placing - in your question - the theft in the Amityville home , because ... Then the question is already answered .

John : I don't follow .

George : Well ... Anything that happens in that house - and I mean anything - is automatically rendered beyond comprehension , and therefor completely unexplainable , unanswerable , un ... mentionable .

John : That's bull **** , George !

George : No , it's a georgeism ... Not , of course , to be confused with bull **** , which ... it apparently already has been , by no fault , of course , of my name being attached to it . No , tis the ism . Gotta be . Isms make everything go sour ... race ; sex ; colonial ... you name it .

John : George , what'd you ****ing do with your **** brother in-law's wedding money !!??

George : The house stole it .

John : The house stole it .

George : Mhm .

John : The house stole it ... the house stole it ... ... The house stole it !?? George , what on an earth that doesn't need you would a dead Indian , a dead pig , an' who knows what other spectral personages from your warped imagination , do with human currency ??!

George : They didn't steal the money to use it , but rather just to give me a bad name .

John : But George ! You already have a bad name ! Indeed , the name " George " has always conjured up for me images of pott-bellied , cigar chomping gorrilas with chips on their shoulders , the size of which , well ... would be logically proportional to the comical creatures bearing them .

George : ...

John : No offense , George . I mean ... offense , but not intended .

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