Read this ; I'm counting on you ... in all your unnamed glory .

In the last post I made an attempt at humor that may not have come across as humor - attempted or otherwise . I had said that I wasn't going to reveal the name of the animal I was talking about , then very blatantly said it ... " tiger " . But this joke would not work if you thought that by " revealing the name " I meant a given name , like Dorcus Jean . Rest assured , I was in fact referring to the species name ... genus name , or whatever . And if you still can't rest assured , there's nothing I can do about it ; I've already assured you of everything within my sphere of assuring . No , wait ... You're alive . I know this because if you were dead , you wouldn't be reading this ... Unless you've died and gone to ...