Here be a scene from Episode 6: Reinstitutionalization of the Jebi
Darth Valid leads Fruit Slytalker up the staircase to the Emperor's throne, which is, at the moment, turned with its back facing Fruit. It begins to turn around so that Ovaltine and Fruit can make eye contact...
Ovaltine: Welcome, young Slytalker. I've be-
The throne keeps turning, 'til once again its back faces Fruit.
Ovaltine: What the **** ...? ... Guards, steady my swivel throne!!
Two Imperial guards rush up to assist their master, locking the throne in place after Ovaltine turns to face Fruit again.
Ovaltine: (to guards) Thank you much. Now leave us. (to Fruit) Welcome, young Slytalker. I've been expecting you. You'll no longer need those.
With a motion of Ovaltine's hand, Fruit's slacks drop. Fruit considers his newly-inaugurated nakedness, then looks back up to the Emperor.
Ovaltine: I'm looking forward to completing your sex education. In time, you will call me, mastur...
Fruit: You're mista-
Ovaltine: ... bater.
Fruit shudders. Then...
Fruit: You're mistaken. You'll not turn me on as you did my father.
Ovaltine rises from his throne and approaches Fruit.
Ovaltine: Oh, no, my young Jebi! I think you'll find that it is you who are mistaken... about a great deal of sexual innuendo.
Valid points to his son's torso.
Valid: His panties, my master.
Ovaltine: Ah, yes! A Jebi fashion statement... much like your father's! By now you must know, your father can never be turned from the Goth side! So will it be with you...
That ends this. I've had all this written down for a really long time, and I'm really glad I typed it up, because, to my knowledge, no one else has really parodied this scene like that, and I really think I should stop typing now, because I'm really starting to sound like a tween giving a really dumb book report.
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