First, I want to suggest an alternate line of dialog for that last post. After the Emperor says the thing about completing Fruit's sex education (lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and all that stuff, Fruit then says...
Fruit: You are misshapen. You will not turn me on as you did my father.
To which Ovaltine responds...
Ovaltine: Oh, no, my young Jebi! I think you will find that it is you who are misshapen... in a great many places.
Now, a brief dialog exchange from Episode 5: The Empire Cuts Slack, occurring after Yoduh challenges Fruit to lift his ship out of the swamp using the Forced...
Fruit: Alright, I'll give it a lick.
Yoduh: No! Do... or do not. There is no lick.
And finally, I want to parody Admiral Ackbar, since it's all the rage and a portion of my sorrows. In my parody, the film name Admiral Akbar is already funny sounding, therefor I see no reason to change it, aside from deleting the letter "c" before the "k", which also pokes fun at George Lucas's mentality concerning changes, that is if you buy the notion that G Lu even has the capacity for mentality. Now, these are quotes from Akbar uttered when he was defensively defending his decision to separate from his wife of two days... "She's a tramp!!"; "I can't withstand brow beating of that magnitude!!"
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